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Friday, June 11, 2010
Why did the chicken cross the road? Science Jokes
Scientists have different answers for the same question.
Archimedes
A1 : To actualize its potential.
A2 : She was buoyant and excited at the thought of new adventures.
A3 : Eureka!
Robert Boyle : She had been under too much pressure at home.
Marie Curie : She was radiating with enthusiasm as she crossed the road.
Albert Einstein : Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it.
Galileo : To get a better look at the stars.
Newton
1) Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
2) It was pushed on the road.
3) It was pushed on the road by another chicken, which went away from the road.
4) It was attracted to a chicken on the other side of the road.
Ohm : There was more resistance on this side of the road.
Wolfgang Pauli : There already was a chicken on this side of the road.
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